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If You Were A God, What Would You Be The God Of?

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If you were a god, what would you be the god of?

I’d be the god of penis

I’d have the power to grow or shrink anyone’s penis, Austin’s would be ENORMOUS

If people bestowed gifts upon on me and showered me with adoration then I would give them a couple of extra inches 

Criminals would receive shrinkages, unless they had a shrink fetish 

I would also eradicate STIs so everyone of all sexualities could freely enjoy sex



How about you? 


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I’m just kidding. I would be a goddess of protection for the small/meek. Like kids and puppies and stuff. I would love and protect all those too small to defend themselves until they were strong enough to be on their own ... like a momma bear or something. 

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