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I’ve been re-watching RHONY season 10 here and there in preparation for the new season next month and WOW Methenny and Sonja are truly losers. Sonja is just petty and delusional, so I have a soft spot for her despite her many shortcomings. Methenny is just bitter and VILE. The way she put down Carole for not being married or having children and saying that’s why her and Tinsley get along is such a nasty thing to say. And then she wonders why GODrole was slowly detaching herself. Mess. 

Skeletornny is a prime example that having it all does not equal happiness. She’s just awful through and through. 

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10 hours ago, Livelikemusic said:

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“They’re not giving her an apple!” is the new “I don’t know her” :kelly: Ramona is an AWFUL human, but GOD is she entertaining. I’m 2/3 through my season 10 re-watch, and she just got busted for texting Tom for an invite to his NYE party and she doesn’t think she did anything wrong. I can’t. She is the gift that keeps on giving.

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11 hours ago, neonnights said:

“They’re not giving her an apple!” is the new “I don’t know her” :kelly: Ramona is an AWFUL human, but GOD is she entertaining. I’m 2/3 through my season 10 re-watch, and she just got busted for texting Tom for an invite to his NYE party and she doesn’t think she did anything wrong. I can’t. She is the gift that keeps on giving.

"She's not a new housewife. She's just a friend, so she's not a new housewife. I don't know what she is. They're not giving her an apple. They're not giving her an apple for anything."

That was fucking savage and I feel gives insight that Ramona does not like Jennifer at all! Ramona's moral compass is FUCKED! She's gotten more mentally fucked since the beginning of the franchise, however, unlike Vicki, she is still entertaining because of how looney she actually is.

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RHOBH taglines are IN:

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Lisa Rinna: "In the game of life, it's Rinna take all."
This obviously hints at Rinna's larger role in the season that she previously teased on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. Rinna admitted to stirring the pot quite a bit this year…is there a new Lisa on top?

Erika Girardi: "Most people talk about their fantasies, I'm living mine."
Sure, we all know she's living the dream as Erika Jayne.

Dorit Kemsley: "In business and in life, I wear many hats…and hairstyles."
Dorit's hair changed SO much last year.

Lisa Vanderpump: "You can stab me in the back, but whilst you're there, kiss my ass."
Something obviously goes down with LVP, Kyle and many of the other ladies. No secret there. And in typical LVP fashion, she's not letting anybody have the last laugh.

Teddi Mellencamp: "I'm not afraid of hard work, but I'll never do your dirty work."
Last year's newcomer became close with both Kyle and LVP, so who's she sending a message to?

Denise Richards: "My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier."
Denise is a first-time Housewife this year, so this makes sense. She's not calling anybody out, just introducing her own life.

Kyle Richards: "In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top."
Kyle loves to namecheck her own city, and here she is alluding to whatever happens between the ladies this year.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Livelikemusic said:

RHOBH taglines are IN:

 

They’re all BLANDER than PK’s old pasty wrinkly ass. I watched Denise’s reality show she had in 2008, so here’s hoping she lets some of her crazy out. Everyone knows about the trouble in her personal life, so I hope she doesn’t feel the need to put on a front. And she’s not shelling out a product (that we know of anyway) so it’s not like she’s trying to promote anything. 

Over Erikunt, Lisa Vandershit, Cryle, Lisa Rimjob and Deaddi’s stiff, flop asses. Dorit can stay. 

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I am ambivalent so far after seeing the premiere episode of RHOBH. It wasn’t bad, like BAD BAD, like the past three premieres have been. But it wasn’t RHONY premiere good either. Although I can’t at the catalyst for the drama being a dog. First, it was a conversation off camera, then it was a pair of panties, then it was about being late and a wine glass and now it’s aboit a dog. I mean... Anyway, my thoughts are 

  1. I’m totally Team Dorit and Vandercunt so far. I have a strong feeling there’s gonna be a big divide between the group this year with those two and Vyle and Deaddi leading each side. The Uglies (Vyle and Deaddi) already seem to me they’re going to be getting bad edits this year, and I’m ready for it. 
  2. Speaking of, Kyle is AWFUL. The way she snapped on LVC was just sickening. I hope Kim comes back just to beat her ass. She’s an awful human.
  3. I’m SO GLAD they didn’t wait until episode 3 or 4 to introduce Denise. Why they’ve done that in the past? I don’t know. So it was good to see her in the first episode even though it was a bit of a truncated appearance. I know that bitch is gonna get crazy this year.
  4. I’m loving this human side of Vandercunt. It’s nice to know there’s a living being under that bad Botox and makeup. I have a feeling she’s gonna come out victorious this year. 
  5. Don’t have much to say about Rinna or Erika other than they seem to be stable so far. Maybe they’re on a good prescription.

Overall, it was a decent episode. Nothing extravagant, but nothing too boring either. The ladies all look good in their intro cards, especially Lisa V. Omg I can’t believe I’m stanning for her so far. 

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Y'all fake AF for not telling me my fave Queen Vanderpump came back to TV.

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Episode 1

I finally found the time and interest to watch the episodes and OMG WTF is going on between Lisa and Kyle... they need to sleep together or fight or something. These arguments are SOOOOOOO childish. Loyalty is important but the housewives have so many rules to their friendship.

PK shaves his hands..... He's such an odd person.

Dorito and her weird ass husband and this random ass dog storyline.

Camille looks GREAT! 

Teddy is boring but harmless.

When is Erika gonna cuss somebody out?

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Episode 2

I love Lisa but I'm tired of hearing about these damn animals :rihwhat: at this point one dies/gets sick every season.

Erika's confessional hair is just idk... 10% of me loves it and the rest is just.

Teddy schedules her sex life :laughcry: and it only happens twice a week.

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5 hours ago, SweetSapphicScholar said:

Y'all fake AF for not telling me my fave Queen Vanderpump came back to TV.

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Episode 1

I finally found the time and interest to watch the episodes and OMG WTF is going on between Lisa and Kyle... they need to sleep together or fight or something. These arguments are SOOOOOOO childish. Loyalty is important but the housewives have so many rules to their friendship.

PK shaves his hands..... He's such an odd person.

Dorito and her weird ass husband and this random ass dog storyline.

Camille looks GREAT! 

Teddy is boring but harmless.

When is Erika gonna cuss somebody out?

K*le is going to be the season villain along with Deaddi. I’m not a Lisa Vandercunt fan, but their nastiness is going to turn me into one. Bookmark me! By the end of the season, I’ll be in her corner. They’re going to try and take her down (again). I’m so over that horse hair having, horse teeth rocking, attention deprived, sex starved, won’t admit her husband is gay and that her sister is the only talented one in the family despite being a giant alcoholic mess that is Kyle Richards. And I was over Vomitddi the second she appeared on screen last season. She’s an insecure little girl hiding a nasty personality trying to play with the Lisa Vandercunts of the world. She’s going to get dragged this year by fans.

5 hours ago, SweetSapphicScholar said:

Episode 2

I love Lisa but I'm tired of hearing about these damn animals :rihwhat: at this point one dies/gets sick every season.

Erika's confessional hair is just idk... 10% of me loves it and the rest is just.

Teddy schedules her sex life :laughcry: and it only happens twice a week.

I NEED MORE DENISE! The little snippet we got of her in the first two episodes leads me to believe she’s gonna be serving some Brandi realness. 

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I watched the first two episodes of RHOBH and I'm just not feeling it anymore. They need a major shakeup to bring some drama back. Denise is a decent add; better than what Teddi and Dorito were.

Where is RHONY? Can't we have that air twelve mouths out of the year? I need the legends of RH!

12 hours ago, SweetSapphicScholar said:

Erika's confessional hair is just idk... 10% of me loves it and the rest is just.

It's very "I own 51% of this company," and "I'd like to speak to the manager, please!"

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WTF I can't believe how they ganged up on LVP over this damn dog situation. Anyone with eyes can see that Lisa Rinna started this shit cause she hates Vanderpump. 

I thought Teddi was a semi likeable cry baby last season but now I'm done with her, Dorito, and Kyle. None of them have a storyline outside of bullying LVP and I'm glad she got another show out of Bravo cause let's be real she brings the ratings. I can see this season is gonna be super annoying but I'm glad the Vanderpump squad is DRAGGING all the other girls on social media 

 

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19 hours ago, SweetSapphicScholar said:

WTF I can't believe how they ganged up on LVP over this damn dog situation. Anyone with eyes can see that Lisa Rinna started this shit cause she hates Vanderpump. 

I thought Teddi was a semi likeable cry baby last season but now I'm done with her, Dorito, and Kyle. None of them have a storyline outside of bullying LVP and I'm glad she got another show out of Bravo cause let's be real she brings the ratings. I can see this season is gonna be super annoying but I'm glad the Vanderpump squad is DRAGGING all the other girls on social media 

 

TEA.

I’ve never been a LVP fan, but the way she has these girls - sorry, OLD HAGS - so pressed that they’re regressing to the mental age of 14, then I’m staunchly in Lisa V’s corner now. Kyle’s decade long bitterness and jealousy toward LVP is really starting to show and Teddi’s true colors are starting to come out and the fans are turning on them, and I am here for it! They’ve been getting eviscerated on social media. 

And Lisa Rinna is a disgusting human being. Let’s not forget when she sent Lisa V a picture of a cake covered in pills knowing her brother died of an overdose. Nasty fucking cow. I can’t at how people claim she’s so lovable when she’s as nasty as they come. All of that Botox and starving herself has gone to her head and made her a complete nutcase.

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I’m sooo happy Lisa rinna is stirring the pot again she is the true queen of RHOBH I love her she’s such an icon! Along with Camille and Faye Resnick! 

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THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKING DO A REAL HOUSEWIVES PREMIERE, Y'ALL!! THE LADIES OF NEW YORK CITY ARE FUCKING BACK!

Sonja hanging her monogrammed towels with duct tape! Ramona shamelessly flirting with the pool instructor! Tinsley not being able to drive! Dorinda and the gays! Bethenny doing her Skinny Girl! This is what I am talking about!

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