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[Throwback] Wacky Packages "shades" Britney, Beyonce, Mariah, Xtina, and more.

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Wacky Packages, stickers that grossly parodied various products, were a staple in American childhood until the mid 2000's. The commercial for them would play after the end of cartoons. Old grumpy man: "'Craptain Crunch'? That's just gross!" But did you know there was a knock-off sticker brand that made fun of singers instead? Here are some of your faves depicted as a gross mess.

Silly CDs (2001 - 2003)

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SPITNEY BEERS

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JENNIFER NOSEPEST

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PRISTINA EGGULERA

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MORONNA

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PARIAH

"When You Relieve (Duet with Wetney Pooston)" :deadbanana:

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PARIAH SCAREY (Mariah was lucky enough to get two!)

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SWINEIA SWINE

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SHRIEKIRA

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I can no longer find actual image as the site that hosted its image went defunct. It was parody of this album cover called something like "No Survivors" with Beyoncé and another member holding guns and side eyeing another member (I think it was Michelle?). The background were gravestones of past members of Destiny's Child.

DESTINY'S CHILLED

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On a side-note, there was another spin-off in the mid-late 2000's that depicted celebs as zombies. Here is one for Beyoncé in substitute of the missing image above.

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I won't post the rest of this series as it is gory and I don't want WP.

 

Imagine if they did this now with all the shady nicknames like Ariola Grande and Selena Gonads going around. :laughcry:

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I find it kinda gross that they only targeted women. But, that was a different time.

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Just now, AALIYAH DANA said:

I find it kinda gross that they only targeted women. But, that was a different time.

Oh they have a bunch more. They targeted everyone from The Beatles to Ricky Martin. I only posted female artists because those are the artists people kinda care about more here. Apologies if I offended.

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