Jump to content

Leaderboard


Popular Content

Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/03/2018 in all areas

  1. 9 points
    Hey COP! How ya doin tonight? I have recently gotten into contact with a very lovely bottom male pop star and scored an exclusive interview! All in the name of COP! Brought to you by our very own, Salvatore! Let's get this show on the road Hey Shawn! How you doin today? Salvatore: Don't know what the fuck that means but great! You better stay awake for this though; paid a lot of money for you , anyways lets get down to the questions! What's your favorite song of all time? Salvatore: Great taste! What an underappreciated bop Shawn! You get bonus points you cutie you-have you met anybody recently? Any new beaus? If so, where did you last fuck them, if- you can answer of course! Wow! Nashville really? really Shawn..Nashville? really. Regardless, what does (s)he look like? Any hints? Salvatore: That's a really..good.. picture, Shawn. Let me guess- is it Nick Jonas. Salvatore: Really! What a surprise! You heard it here first readers, Shawn Mendes has JUST revealed who he's been with recently! So, Shawn- how do you feel about Nick? Opinions about him or what he is to you? Salvatore: Okay! So here are some things everybody has been wanting to know! Are you a top- or a bottom? Salvatore: ....Really Shawn, you sure? both? Sure about that? Salvatore: Yes Shawn we been knew! Thanks for confirming this to us! - How do you feel about foreplay before a sexual encounter? Salvatore: Once again proving some taste! These gays honestly don't know what sex is beyond a 2m30s cardio! Now, what's your favorite scenario/dialogue to play out? Is it primal and sexy? Maybe laidback and innocent? Salvatore: I-, we- . Fun! Really great answer, shawn...Opinions on being choked/manhandled, maybe even by Nick? Salvatore: Ooooh! You kinky little flop you! Do you have any plans to hook up with somebody soon? Salvatore: Exciting! Lets tone it down a bit here, I'm sure our readers might be a little on edge after all this exclusive COP information, brought to you by COP's very own, Salvatore - what's the worst song you've ever heard by your least favorite artist? Salvatore: More taste, absolutely incredible. We sure are lucky to have you here with us tonight Shawn! Whats the absolute dumbest mistake you've ever made? Be honest Salvatore: At least you know you'd be better off at Shawn Cody like the rest of us do. Well, I think it's time we start wrapping this up, we here at COP cannot thank you enough for stopping by Shawn! What's a good song you'd like to recommend the good people here at our site? Salvatore: What a fantastic end to a fantastic interview! Like I said just previously thank you, have a wonderful weekend- and you still down to send those nudes and hmu tonight Salvatore: This is Salvatore, reporting from COP HQ, have a great night you flops and fads! Lana Del Rey is skinny!
  2. 5 points
    I dropped out of the top 20 just like End Game.
  3. 4 points
    these payola whores blocking me from the top 5
  4. 3 points
  5. 3 points
    hOLY SHIT WHY DIDN'T U MAKE THIS EARLIER? WOULD HAVE WON THREAD OF THE YEAR AT THE COP AWARDS.
  6. 3 points
    What in the actual attention-seeking hell happened over the last day or two?! LOL! So fucking messy.
  7. 3 points
    @Homojénik @Tattooed Heart I can smell yall's payola continents away
  8. 3 points
    More categories are being added by popular demand to the awards. Introducing category devotion!
  9. 3 points
    Indie don't do this, the forum needs you!
  10. 2 points
    Later on there will be a time period mid or late thie year..for maybe 2 weeks i wont have internet ;-; just hope my data is avilable in the country
This leaderboard is set to New York/GMT-05:00
×