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Song Battles - Season 1, Episode 3 - Nonexistent?

Welcome back to song battles with your host LANDlover! This episode is all about 5H's unreleased songs. As all Harmos know, Fifth Harmony has a fairly large unreleased discography, enough to make a small album. So you might be wondering, which two unreleased songs shall battle for a place in the Semi-finals. We already have our first pairing, Who Are You vs. Touch. Let's see which song will make the second. Song 1 Song 2 Alright! Let's begin!! Song Change The Bad Boy Goodbye Lyrics     Production     Melody     Vocals     Performance     Total     First up, we have lyrics. And although CTBB's lyrics present an interesting concept that not really explored that often in pop songs, this point easily goes to Goodbye. The lyrics are just so relatable, and they perfectly capture that feeling of how sad it is to say goodbye to someone or something that's been with you for a long time. Song Change The Bad Boy Goodbye Lyrics 0 1 Production     Melody     Vocals     Performance     Total     Next is production. This most definitely goes to CTBB. Goodbye does what it has to do as a ballad with its simple piano, but CTBB has these funky synth/bass things that I really like. Song Change The Bad Boy Goodbye Lyrics 0 1 Production 1 0 Melody     Vocals     Performance     Total     Our next category is melody! There aren't really any melodies that strike me in either of these songs. They both do what the need to do, and for that reason, this category is a tie. Song Change The Bad Boy Goodbye Lyrics 0 1 Production 1 0 Melody 0.5 0.5 Vocals     Performance     Total     Next up we have vocals. CTBB has solid vocal moments, especially Alren's prechorus, but Goodbye just has some beautiful harmonies, so it gets this point. Song Change The Bad Boy Goodbye Lyrics 0 1 Production 1 0 Melody 0.5 0.5 Vocals 0 1 Performance     Total     Our final category is performance. This is a tricky category. Both of these songs have great deliveries. I love Lauren in CTBB, and I love the way Dinah sings "do" in Goodbye. I've decided to give another tie. Song Change The Bad Boy Goodbye Lyrics 0 1 Production 1 0 Melody 0.5 0.5 Vocals 0 1 Performance 0.5 0.5 Total 2 3 And our winner is Goodbye with a score of 3-2! Our bracket now looks like this:

LANDlover

LANDlover

 

Itunes Festival

The Lights Turn Red, The Fog covers the stage, till you can't see anything, the audience start to scream, a huge screen turns on to a new Photoshoot of Denis, the audience cheered lounder, Denis has been quiet past 2 months, so Denis' picture getting on, starting the prep the crowed!  The Introduction Video starts & Instrumental for Ghost Town stating blasting! The Video is a black and white video Denis walking down a ally way, with a white fest, black jeans with his flanny around his hips, wearing a black plane beanie, it then switches to the side of his blowing smoke from his face! while the video goes on Denis finally walks on stage! Ghost Town Denis: LONDONN, Let me hear you scream! The audience cheer, while Denis walks up, putting his fingers through his hair and smiles, and starts to sing the verse of Ghost Town, tho it sounded a bit for different, more mature, less auto tune then the Album Track, the audience loved it,  While Denis skips Verse 2, and gets to the solo part! and holds a note and turns his scream to a clean vocal! something impressive! he kneels on his knee while he finishes Ghost Town, and he looks out into the audience   Denis: Who is is excited to see Janet Jackson on stage tonight,  "audience cheered" Like I'm fan girling right now, Since the weeknd is also performing! I have been such a huge fan! I'm sure you all heard my cover Starboy "he smiles" well the reason I've been quiet, I have actually worked on 2 new songs, anyone wanna hear one?  "Audience screamed louder"  This song is gonna be released on itunes after tonight, so you are listening to it first right now! this is called Life Of The Party!       Life Of The Party Denis: I want to hear you shout all!  lights dim red again, as he sings the first verse of Life Of The Party!  prepping the audience, once it hits the chorus, Denis tries to get the crowed to sing along, shouting LIFE OF THE PARTY!  He steps in front of the crowed, touching the front rows hands, shaking em, and putting the microphone out, the security guards had to push some people away as they tried to climb on Denis, he smiles and laughs and heads back on stage!   I Won't Give In Denis: You all are nuts, I love it, okay here is an old song if mine, but a solo verison of it, who was here for The Black Record?   (the audience cheered louder)  Denis: This song is called "I won't Give in"  (everyone goes crazy since this was one of his hit singles with Asking Alexandria) "Everything breathe you take, I watch you slip away, you're slowing killing yourself, I WON'T GIVE IN" Denis gets up and starts bouncing around the stage like the goofball he is, he gets the whole room singing along!     Empire / Breathe  Denis jumps into the middle of Empire song, sounding a bit less urban then the single version, he starts singing the chorus, getting the fans happy since this was his recent single, except he slowed it down to fit an acoustic set  Now the stars are falling downnn Once it got the the end of Empire, the guitar for breathe came on, he starts singing the first verse of breathe, getting the audience waving there phones in the air   #OIMATEWTF   Denis: Okay I want you all in front to sit onto the ground, all of you on the ground now!  The crowed moves to the ground!  preparing for the first ever Itunes Festival prep!!  What the duck
Should I have done?
What the duck
Should I have done? Denis Sings as the crowed is still on the ground  Denis preps the crowed as he sings! but changes the lyrics to duck!  Denis shouts GO: As everyone Jumps up into the air from the group and jumping up and down!   once that crazy performance ended, Denis surprises with one last track to finish the show   Timebombs & Hurricanes  Denis: this is the other new track! I want to see you all go as crazy as the last the song! I wanna see you all jumping!  make this mental! the audience went nuts as denis sings the new track timebomb, a Rocky EDM hit! that is gonna smash!  As the EDM intro starts playing, the audience starts jumping to the lights!     It starts like a landmine
And it ends with me lying face down on the ground
There's safety in phone lines and whispered I love you's that don't make a sound
See we're like a landslide
You can run all you want but you won't get away
I can't say that I've tried
'Cause you pull like a magnet
So I'm here to stay   You make me
Lose Control
The timebomb's ticking so
Have mercy on our souls
4, 3, 2
This place about to blow
Oh oh oh       We are explosive yea I know
But baby I can't take it when you go
This love is like a hurricane
And I can't take it, I can't walk away
This happens when the two of us combine
Oh send reinforcements 'cause we'll cross the line
Our love is just so dangerous
I wouldn't have it, any other way   Denis: Thank you so fricken much! You all were amazing! CHEERS!   Denis walks off stage throwing his drummer's stick out to the audience.  

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Gratitude

 

Song Battles - Season 1, Episode 2 - Summery Vibes

Hello! Welcome to today's episode of song battles. So today's episode is all about songs that make you want to have fun it the sun, even though it's still somehow very cold where I live. Now, for our two competitors: Song 1 Song 2 Now, let's get on with the battle. Song Down Touch Lyrics     Production     Melody     Vocals     Performance     Total     First up we have lyrics! Both of these songs have solid lyrics, albeit a bit basic. Touch has nice lyrics about being emotionally and sexually in love with a boy, and Down has good lyrics about being there for someone you care about. I think I'll give this one a tie. Song Down Touch Lyrics 0.5 0.5 Production     Melody     Vocals     Performance     Total     Next up is production. Both of these songs have incredible synthy production. I'm giving this one to Touch because it has a bit more going to it than Down, which just has the same (although incredible) synths the whole time minus Gucci's verse. Song Down Touch Lyrics 0.5 0.5 Production 0 1 Melody     Vocals     Performance     Total     Next up is melody. Both of these songs have solid melodic moments, but I'll give this to Touch, which has a more interesting composition. Song Down Touch Lyrics 0.5 0.5 Production 0 1 Melody 0 1 Vocals     Performance     Total     It's now time for vocals! Although Little Mix provide great vocals (as always) in Touch, there's nothing in the song they don't usually do vocally, and I'm not rating Touch acoustic here. Down, on the other hand, gives us one of Lauren's best high notes in years, so it gets the point! Song Down Touch Lyrics 0.5 0.5 Production 0 1 Melody 0 1 Vocals 1 0 Performance     Total     Lastly, we have performance. Both songs have great, confident deliveries, especially Jesy's verse in Touch and Lauren's verse in Down. It's another tie here. Song Down Touch Lyrics 0.5 0.5 Production 0 1 Melody 0 1 Vocals 1 0 Performance 0.5 0.5 Total 2 3 And winning 3-2, Touch will move on to battle Who Are You in the semi-finals! Here's where our bracket stands after today's episode.   Make sure to comment you thoughts down below!!  

LANDlover

LANDlover

 

Song Battles - Season 1, Episode 1 - Ballads vs. Bangers

Hello!! It's your wonderful host LANDlover here welcoming you to the first ever season of Song Battles!! First off, I would like to give a shout of to these videos for giving me an idea of formatting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-5e0uX-TmM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDH99zh2NHU First off, my rubric will be a little different: Song Song #1 Song #2 Lyrics - Do the lyrics capture the story, emotion, or vibe the song is going for? Can they be taken seriously?     Production - Does the production sound good? Does it complement the lyrics well?     Melody - Is the vocal melody of the song memorable? Is it something that is easily able to hum along to?     Vocals - Does the artist show off vocal capabilities and talent?     Performance - How well does the artist convey the lyrics their singing? For a ballad, does the artist have a good emotional delivery? For an upbeat song, does the artist have a good amount of confidence and attitude?     Total     Just like in the videos, the songs will be compared in each category, with the winner getting one point. If there's a tie for a certain category, each song will be awarded 0.5 points. At the end of the battle, the points for each song will be tallied, and whichever song has the most points will move on to the semi-finals of the competiton! Now, the moment you all have been waiting for. The songs that will be battling this episode are... vs. Now let the battle begin!! First off, we have lyrics!! Both songs have solid lyrics. Who Are You depicts an unstable relationship, and Power depicts a woman not wanting to be controlled by a man. However, I'm going to have to give this point to Who Are You, since it has great lyrical detail and description, whereas Power can get a bit basic at times. Song Who Are You Power Lyrics 1 0 Production     Melody     Vocals     Performance     Total 1 0 The next category is production. Although Who Are You's piano works very well, this category just has to go to Power. Power's production is just amazing and insane. Song Who Are You Power Lyrics 1 0 Production 0 1 Melody     Vocals     Performance     Total 1 1 Next up is melody. Both of these songs have great melodies, but the melody of the chorus of Who Are You is just gorgeous, and it works really well with the song. Song Who Are You Power Lyrics 1 0 Production 0 1 Melody 1 0 Vocals     Performance     Total 2 1 Up next we have vocals. Both of these songs have amazing vocals, but the end of Who Are You takes the cake for me. Dinah and Ally were incredible! Song Who Are You Power Lyrics 1 0 Production 0 1 Melody 1 0 Vocals 1 0 Performance     Total 3 1 The final category is performance. Who Are You has great emotional deliveries, and Power has great confident and sassy deliveries. Even though Who Are You works well on an emotional level, Power gets the point for this, because every part is just done fantastically! Song Who Are You Power Lyrics 1 0 Production 0 1 Melody 1 0 Vocals 1 0 Performance 0 1 Total 3 2 And as you can see, Who Are You wins with a score of 3-2, and will go on to the semi-finals! Here's our bracket as of now!!   And that's all for today!! Stay tuned for next time, where I don't even know which songs will be battling!!

LANDlover

LANDlover

 

It's Official

As we all know, today is a sad day for the Harmonizer community. The girls have officially announced their hiatus. I'm not all that surprised, but I wasn't expecting this so soon. As a passionate OT5 stan, I will continue to support all of the girls in their solo endeavors. As soloists, I feel like I fully stan Lauren, Ally, and Camila, but I will continue to support Norminah, and hopefully their debut projects will make me stan. I am excited for what's in store for the girls, and I have a lot of hope that they will make a 5H4 in a few years time, but for now let's put all our effort into supporting: #NK1 #LJ1 #AB1 #DJ1 along with the rest of the #CAMILA era. And DON'T FORGET... there is another extremely talented girl group called Little Mix that is still together, and they will be releasing #LM5 this year! We'll all be going through this bittersweet and exciting time together, and we will create even more memories with the girls as soloists! Have a great day everybody!

LANDlover

LANDlover

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WORK FROM HOME!!

Two years ago today, this iconic bop was released, and it gave Fifth Harmony their biggest hit to date. So I've decided to do a litte blog post to honor this event. This song is extremely important to Harmonizers everywhere!! Comment down your thoughts below!!

LANDlover

LANDlover

 

hammer's Fifth Harmony Megarate

Last night, CoPer hammer hosted the results for his Fifth Harmony self-titled megarate. I must say that I was mostly disappointed in the results, being that my favorite track was towards the bottom of the list, and two of the worst tracks were in the top 3. I'm going to give my thorough opinion on each track and placement. #10. Bridges- I like this song, but I don't love it. I would have preferred it a little higher, but I'm completely ok with this taking the bottom spot, even though some songs deserved it more. #9. Messy- I'm happy with this placement. This song is just so uninteresting, and number nine is exactly where I would've put it. #8. Down- This angered me. This song should've been number one, or at least in the top five. It is so catchy and infectious. #7. Make You Mad- Like Down, this is another bop that deserved better. This should've been number three or number two. #6. Sauced Up- I think this was placed pretty accurately. It could have been a little lower, but this is a good position for this song. It just doesn't pack the full punch. #5. He Like That- I think that this song was also placed accurately, although I might've put it a little higher. It's a solid bop. #4. Lonely Night- This song definitely should've been lower. It's good, but not as good as a lot of Harmonizers say it is. #3. Deliver- I'm sorry, but this song is just not good. It deserved to be number ten, and it especially did not deserve to be number three. It just sounds so awful. The piano combined with the background instrumentation makes for a grating beat. #2. Angel- Although this song has grown on me, there are still many problems with it, and it is extremely overrated. I feel like 5H just created this song because they wanted to seem more "edgy". It just doesn't work. There are other trap-pop songs that work better than this, for example: #1. Don't Say You Love Me- I love this song. It is one of the best off of the album, and a respectable number one. I completely understand how (almost) everyone loves this song, including the host hammer, who wanted this to win from the start.   Let me know your thoughts!! Vote in the poll what song you think should've won, and comment down below!! Until next time!! 

LANDlover

LANDlover

 

My forum expeicience in General

I just wanted to write a blog about what I've done in forums. What I've seen and felt.  My first forum, which was Sugababesfanclub.nl, was the light for me. It was in the time social media didnt exist. I was old enough to understand what stanning is really about. Or not if you compare to how I stan now.  I was literally obsessed with the Sugababes. It was the only artists I could listen to and really appreciate. My room was full with posters. I even printed some images I found in google to make sure I had more posters and images on my walls and door. But I was missing someone who felt the same for my idols so I searched on Google and thats how I found it.  I was like 13 years old back then. I really learned how to use forums. But I had to learn it the hard way. As a newbie that never used forums before posted everywhere but got ignored. Even quoting people didnt work until a few months. Upvoting didnt exist back then. So I really felt like forgotten. The only reason I stayed was the fact I finally found a place where I could express my feelings and talk about it with people that really understood.  When people started to notice me I made some amazing friends and grew into the community. A few years later at the age of 15 I got to co-moderate that forum. I really felt special I could support that website I loved so much. I was like the proudest girl in the world. I got Autism but I could do it! But as it was a stanbased forum (like GGD) it was depending on the artist its activity. So when it didnt go well with the Sugababes and basically their career ended the forum died. I was devastated sad and cried when I realized I'm making my last posts there. (can you imagine, a 15 year old girl finding piece and acceptance online and that place goes away) But then in 2008 Lady Gaga and Katy Perry happened and I got over it. I created an account on GGD. That forum really was huge and it made me feel insecure about where to start with posting. Until I found out they had a chatroom. There I spoke to people that really cared and I slowly got my love for forums back. But just in the chatroom, for some reason closing my first forum made me feel shy. In that chatroom I met a friend who really cared about me. Later he taught me about Graphic art as he was really good at it and very passionated about it. He got me my first edited avi and thought that was special. But also there was this huge stanwar going on between Katy Perry and Lady Gaga and I stanned both. I got bullied for that. They were like "leave this forum if you stan Katy" "It isnt possible to stan both". Terrible because I really felt like just because I'm in a Gaga forum doesnt mean I cant stan both.  Then my second Gaga forum, OperationGaga happened. My friend send me a link to that forum. It was still a young forum so I felt more comfortable posting. And so it happened I really made tons of good friends, and I really got my love for forums back! It was a great feeling as I was really happy I could share my love for music again like nothing happened.  Pretty sure that if it wasnt for OGG, I wasnt here now.  So now you know why I care about you as much as I do. Because I love you I really do! And now you know why I care about newbies so much. Because I know how it feels to be new and get ignored In a new blog I tell about other stuff I've done and went through. Thank you for reading! I'm 

Dirkje

Dirkje

 

Welcome!!!

Welcome to my blog! These are the gorgeous ladies of Fifth Harmony (Camila included) and Little Mix. This blog is dedicated to these two incredible groups, and to all the amazing Harmonizers and Mixers on CoP. I will not only be showing my favorite pics and gifs of the girls, but there will also be individual song reviews (I review albums in CoPCritic), thoughts on any news about new music which I will not already have posted in a thread, fun facts, and more. I accept requests, so feel free to PM me anytime. I will try to post at least once a month, and I hope you all will enjoy this blog just a much as me!!

LANDlover

LANDlover

 

Thoughts

I've recently been having some disturbing thoughts. My relationships with people have been getting better the past year, the high school environment being a major factor. I've come to terms with my sexuality last year, though I've never considered it a "blessing".  My sexuality has caused my a lot of psychological stress throughout my life, and it still does to this day. I cannot live a normal life, and never will be able to. If I try to run away from my problems, the thought of it will always haunt me. Regret, of me abandoning my family, the ones who raised me and I have known since the day I was born. I cannot imagine myself living a life without them. They're part of me. I also cannot imagine living my life without my friends, by best friend who I came out to in autumn, my close relatives. But I've been thinking.  Why do I feel love for these people? Why should I care for them when I know that the moment they find out about my true self, the moment my dreams and ideals and myself become apparent, that unconditional love would instantly turn to hate? When I'm at school, I'm hanging around with my friends. I enjoy the time, I enjoy the laughs. I love them, and they like me. I reminisce on the wonderful time we spent together the past 2 years. Now, if that were my real self, would those memories ever exist? What if, in an instant, they were to find out, what would happen to that love?  I love them, and they like me. I love them even after remarks that hurt me deeply. Why do I still love them? Why should  I love them? Why should I love the people that would discard me the moment I became true to myself? Do they love me, or the facade I'm wearing to mask my true feelings, my true desires, my true identity? How can I sit and laugh and cry with the people who would never think twice about leaving me in the mud for such a petty reason as my sexuality? Do I treasure these memories, do I hold them dear? Can I continue calling them "friends" without sounding like a complete hypocrite?  My family, who have raised me up, supported me, believed in me... would they feel the same about me ? Would they feel the same unconditional love? Would my mother kiss me the same? Would my father still be proud? Would my sisters still love me and call me their brother? I think the greatest horror of all would be just that. Your family abandoning you. The same people who have always taught you that family is most important, that family is always there for you, that family will always love you... I fear disappointment. I don't want to disappoint anyone. Most importantly, my family. Low grades, getting in trouble, wasting money, being gay. Should I still love them like I always did? Can I live with the fact that my family could abandon me to die in the streets if they were to find out? Could I still kiss my mother goodbye the same?  What is this love that I'm feeling? Is it fake, or is it real? Should it be fake, should it be real? How can I live my life like this, knowing that all this love would turn to hate in an instant, for who I am, for who I am afraid to be? How can I see these people each day, call them friends, call them family, respect them, love them, help them. How can I see them and not think they're monsters waiting for me to fall down and let me rot there?

Moebius

Moebius

 

Tour

Salt Lake City, UT Complex 10.1.18 Seating!      Before Asking Alexandria & Black Veil Brides Perform Denis is the small act, His First show of the tour the audience is excited to See Denis Supporting his former band Asking Alexandria, he gets on stage to perform his new songs from the new Album, the lights starts to turn dark everyone is screaming Denis walks on In front of the crowed! waving his arms around to get the audience to cheer louder "Make some fucking noise Lake City"                 

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50 - 46

Since ATRL is so unstable I'm posting it here instead and just copy and pasting there so enjoy COP you get my flop best of too     50 - 46      Reputation was one of my favourite albums of 2017, but this song wasn't the strongest, but I personally still love it, the video is great, one of the best come backs from Taylor, after this era I became a fan!  It's not dancing with hands tied but this song is still a bop.      This band is just so amazing, I saw them live this year with Bring Me The Horizon and loved at first listen, this song is such a catch, it would of been higher but sadly it didnt get much attention, if you're into heavy but not too heavy music, this is def a bop.  I regret putting it this low tho. it deserved Top 20 ha.   I was so peached for the new era, even tho my 2nd favourite FH left, i had hope, this song was a flop but when it first released I was obessesed but I got sick of it quite quickly, such a cute video and cute song, just a real shame the rest of the era was a disappointment, I'm still a huge fan of them tho...but mainly for the 2nd album.    Kesha really amazed me this year, her album was AMAZING, even tho there was a lot of songs I disliked because ew country, but she showed that she is very genre range she can do just about ANYTHING, this song was one of my 2nd favourites on the album and a cute ass video showing Kesha growing up, it could not missed the Top 50 this year. I inspire her and also became a huge fan of her this year, I have even been overplaying her previous albums which may appear on my Top 50 Most Played of 2017.   Dave went hardcore in this song, those screamos I STAN METAL FOO FIGHTERS, anyways after that last album I was so disappointed but after reelasing this I was like WOW he is back, Dave tries a lot of new projects and this song won me over, I love this headbanging masterpiece        

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Gratitude

 

Life In China

It's fucking freezing here. The fact I keep forgetting is worse. Sometimes I just wear a t-shirt and a thin jacket outside and after the day I basically have a headache, a running nose, coughing, nosebleeds etc.  The air is fucking gross. I'm so jealous of places that have clean air.   The fact that some city get blue skies nearly every day.  The people are homophobic and disgusting.  You can only find stans of international acts online, but irl they basically don't seem to exist. I've only met one Stan here in Beijing  get me out of here 

Irrelevant

Irrelevant

 

My Little Issue.

So as you can see i been sorta ranting in statuses. I mean i adore my parent, she is all i got. I do not have a family any cousins or aunts or uncles even my dad had past away when i was 17. I understand she has bipoplar and i cant accept that. I put up with her being homophonic, racist ane give me shit but its gotten to the point that i cant take it. Ive had boyfriends plenty even was 19 i dated a guy shr tried hard to break us up to the point he brought a house so we can have a peaceful relationship. Ofcourse he dumped me for a guy in 2014. 2nd bf wasnt too bad, 3rd one he was ugly so she barely gave me a break on that. She always puts me down and even tho she can be good. I have put up with it a lot, i am starting to like this guy, someone who made me feel somethin actually happy. He isnt the most attractive thing but i have this crazy attraction to him. She saw how happy i was till i showed her a pic she forbid me to see him bc she doesnt like the look of him, he treats me well so she doesnt like it tho she supports guys who abuse and rape me. Shes like oh but they hot -.- like for real?   Anyways everyone says ignore her or move out its not that easy i cant im so poor only way not to be in streets is live under a roof being controlled even if i got a job i cant keep it because im mentally unwell and stressed because of it. She takes all the money i do get. Even ask more so i cant go see this guy i adore, why at times i try to commit well want too end my life to be free to be less stress im 26 i bavent had a stable relationship, shes 60 has had a life and only 2 bfs, shr had the chance to travel with her bf at 19-30 age, till she meet my dad and got preggo to me i was an accident so maybe its why i get what i deserve? She lost her mum when she was 33 was sad and lost her 3 years ago when she was 57. I havent got any of that. I dont have slibbings or a dad and i feel shes being selfish keeping me locked and tell me who to date telling me what tattoos i can get. Was even afraid to even ask her to even have a tv in my room. Tho that surprised me she said yes. These little things. I wanna see this guy (i mean relationship 60% wont happen) but never know i dont wanna throw it away. His a former emo king, he same as me a pokemon nerd, loves his hair. And hopeless romantic. We both a relationship this year we be good for eachother, we went on one date he brought me new pokemon sun, he took pics of me and us, he likes me i can see it and i like him but ofcourse she says rotten things like if u get with him id be embarrassed i have nothing good to talk about ur most dispointing daughter. She just says ur pretty but thats it if u get with this guy youd be a joke. His most poplar person. He known my 1000s, he was ladiea man back in days. He suffers fron soemthin so he doesnt look 100% heathy but neither do i.   Ive been stressed and upset and this is why. Im sorry way ive been acting too.

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Gratitude

 

STORYTIME : The time I fucked and killed a COPer!

It was a dark November night. I was in Germany, visiting my aunt cause she just got her eye operation. I decided to travel a little, visit those gay clubs the good sis Germany is known for. And there I saw him, on a remote German faggot nightclub, staring at me as if he knew me. But he did know me, and I did know him. I knew him well... He was a COPer, just like me. I was still more iconic though I didn't wanna tell him, would ruin the night. He walked up to me, his moderator eyes staring into my dead gay soul. He came closer and closer, until he was a hair away from me. He whispered into my ear, and said the words that made me his. "Buy Witness on iTunes" My dick got hard. I knew that tonight would be us. He took me to his apartment, the smell of second hand Katy Perry merch reeked fromthe cumstained sofas. But I didn't mind. His bisexual ass was mine. But tonight, his bi would be by my side. And between my sides so to speak. It was sexy and exciting, we still looked each other on the eyes. I put on Lust for Life as we took off our clothes. That night, we didn't fuck. No, we made love. For the night is dark and full of orgasms. But I was not enough for him. I wasn't feminine enough, no, he wanted more. I let him have it. "It will be a new experience" he said to me.  "Fine" I said. But I was not really fine, but I just couldn't get into it because he would never understand. So he got his wife into it too, this weird Romanian chick. She wasn't into me, I wasn't into her, but she was definitely "I want you to tell me ALL about your sexual adventures and if you got that gamer dick sissie" material. She joined in on the fun, but quickly made him hers. I was not gonna let her do it. So I let him go bareback at it. "But I'm positive" he said "Positively straight if you don't fill it up my love" I said, but that got him mad for some reason. His wife too, her vampire teeth clearly showing now   There I was, minutes later, having the time of my life, his 2 inches deep inside of me, when he whispers into my ear "Gaga is a fad" My heart broke into a million tiny pieces, I couldn't handle the tastelessness. I cried tears of pity, then shrieked of anger. I took his wife's head and shoved it onto his dick. It was bleeding heavily, and her teeth got stuck on it.  I take his aching body away from his now unconscious also COPer Romanian vampire wife, and walk to the terrace. I look him in the eye one last time, before I whisper into his ear. "I didn't buy Witness on iTunes. I pirated it" He let out a sad cry, cursed me to hell. I throw him off the balcony. He falls on a dumpster, filled with trash, and Younger Now CDs.  I walk away triumphantly, out of the apartment, and back into the stuff that really matters. Me.  But someone had heard my demonic orgasmic screams from before, and had called the cops. I was apparently being murdered, murdered by a hot, now dead, stud. I ran   Got to my plane and out of Germany, back to the comforts of Kosovo.  Now all I can think about is that day, and how it taught me something I would never forget. Camilla is a fad and Dua will outsell.   R.  

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